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From the Actual U.S. Congress

Real Bills

Real legislation, ranked by absurdity - because reality is stranger than satire

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37 total real bills in the index

S.Res. 294 5/10
Passed Senate

National Bourbon Heritage Month

Designated September as National Bourbon Heritage Month. The Senate unanimously agreed that America's native spirit deserved its own month. Cheers to bipartisanship.

Absurdity
5
Sen. Jim Bunning
H.R. 1279 4/10
In Committee

Sunshine Protection Act

Makes daylight saving time permanent nationwide, ending the biannual clock-changing ritual that Congress has debated for literally decades.

Absurdity
4
Rep. Vern Buchanan
H.Res. 559 4/10
In Committee

Congressional Gym Access During Shutdowns

During the 2013 government shutdown, 800,000 federal workers were furloughed — but Congress kept its exclusive gym open. This resolution would have closed the gym during shutdowns. Apparently that was too much to ask.

Absurdity
4
Rep. Bill Foster
Ethics
H.Res. 224 4/10
Passed House

National Pi Day

Officially designated March 14 (3/14, get it?) as National Pi Day, supporting math and science education. The most irrational holiday Congress ever created. Literally.

Absurdity
4
Rep. Bart Gordon
S. 5 3/10
Signed

Laken Riley Act

Requires ICE to detain undocumented immigrants charged with theft or burglary — but appropriates $0 to do it. ICE estimates year-one costs at $26.9 billion. Named after a nursing student killed in Georgia.

Absurdity
3
Sen. Katie Britt
H.R. 5103 3/10
In Committee

One Subject at a Time Act

Would require every bill in Congress to address only one subject, clearly stated in the title. In other words, no more hiding the Bridge to Nowhere inside a 1,000-page transportation bill. Shockingly sensible.

Absurdity
3
Rep. Tom Marino
FEATURED
H.R. TBD 1/10
Introduced

No Immunity for Glyphosate Act

Defunds Trump's February 18 executive order that invoked the Defense Production Act to boost glyphosate production and shield manufacturers from liability. Strips immunity from pesticide makers, creates a federal cause of action for injury or death from glyphosate exposure, and preserves all existing and pending lawsuits.

Absurdity
1
Rep. Thomas Massie [R-KY-4]
Health