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FEATURED
H.R. TBD Real Bill
Introduced

Protecting Puppies from Sharia Act

Blocks federal funding to any state or local government that bans dog ownership. The bill also includes a nonbinding 'sense of Congress' declaring Sharia law incompatible with the pursuit of happiness and affirming dog ownership as a right. No U.S. jurisdiction bans dog ownership.

Absurdity
10
Rep. Randy Fine [R-FL-6]
FEATURED
H.R. TBD Real Bill
Introduced

No Immunity for Glyphosate Act

Defunds Trump's February 18 executive order that invoked the Defense Production Act to boost glyphosate production and shield manufacturers from liability. Strips immunity from pesticide makers, creates a federal cause of action for injury or death from glyphosate exposure, and preserves all existing and pending lawsuits.

Absurdity
1
Rep. Thomas Massie [R-KY-4]
Health
H.R. 0000 Not Bill

Show Up to Work Like Everyone Else Act

Requires members of Congress to work at least as many days as the average American worker, ties their salary to actual days in session, and mandates a publicly visible attendance clock in every congressional office.

Rep. Trudy Absentee (I-NV)
Ethics