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H.R. 4521 - The America COMPETES Act
(Full Reading)
Error Code: RECESS_IN_PROGRESS
Sleep Playlist
- 1 3:42:00
Appropriations Bill Section 4, Subsection B (Whispered)
- 2 892:00:00
The Entire Tax Code, But Relaxing
- 3 10:00:00
Committee Roll Call - 10 Hour Loop
- 4 ∞
Filibuster White Noise
- 5 24:00:00
Congressional Record - ASMR Edition
- 6 1:00:00
Gentle Gavel Sounds for Sleep
- 7 5:30:00
Soft-Spoken Amendments
- 8 8:00:00
Rain Sounds + Budget Reconciliation
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- Infrastructure Bill Bedtime Stories Q? 2025
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- Omnibus Bill Ocean Sounds Q? 2025
- Procedural Motion Meditation Q? 2025
- Quorum Call Sleep Sounds Q? 2025
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