Absurdity Madness

The official tournament to crown the Most Absurd Bill in Congress. Eight bills enter. One leaves with the trophy (and probably a committee hearing).

Voting Opens March 1st

From the Selection Committee

"The Selection Committee has agonized over this year's bracket. Every bill here earned its spot through sheer legislative audacity. We apologize in advance to any bills that feel 'snubbed' - there's always next session. Our criteria: absurdity index, sponsor confidence level, and how hard the committee laughed during review."

- The Absurdity Index Selection Committee (membership: classified)

1 H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable (FY2012 Agric...

Absurdity: 9/10

8 R.A. 002

The Margarine Color Ban

4 H.R. 25

FairTax Act of 2025

Absurdity: 8/10

5 R.A. 003

The Salmon Suspicion Act

H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable (FY2012 ...

H.R. 25

FairTax Act of 2025

H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable (FY201...

H.Res. 5

Defining 'Calendar Day' in ...

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Champion

H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable (FY2012 Agric...

Absurdity: 9/10

H.Res. 5

Defining 'Calendar Day' in Co...

H.R. 3

Bridge to Nowhere (Transporta...

3 H.Res. 5

Defining 'Calendar Day' in Congress

Absurdity: 9/10

6 R.A. 004

The Prohibition of Death in Parlia...

2 H.R. 3

Bridge to Nowhere (Transportation ...

Absurdity: 9/10

7 R.A. 001

Indiana Pi Bill

Round 1

Semifinals

Finals

Semifinals

Round 1

Cast Your Vote

Think you know absurdity when you see it? When voting opens, you'll be able to fill out your bracket and compete against other citizens to see who truly understands the depths of legislative madness.

Voting Opens March 1st

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