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119th Not-Congress — 1st Session of Futility


The Pork Barrel Leaderboard

Bringing home the bacon since 1789

What is "Pork Barrel" Spending?

"Pork barrel" refers to government spending that benefits a specific district or group, often inserted into larger bills to secure votes. The term comes from the pre-Civil War practice of distributing salt pork to enslaved people from wooden barrels.

These days, it typically means funding for local projects that may or may not serve the national interestβ€”like bridges to nowhere, museums nobody asked for, and research centers studying things already well understood.

πŸ₯‡ California
$4.50B
Per Capita: $115.49
Earmarks: 234
Signature Project: High-Speed Rail Feasibility Study Study
πŸ₯ˆ Alaska
$3.98B
Per Capita: $5425.43
Earmarks: 156
Signature Project: Bridge to Nowhere Memorial Visitor Center
πŸ₯‰ Texas
$3.56B
Per Capita: $116.71
Earmarks: 212
Signature Project: Border Wall Gift Shop
#4 New York
$3.45B
Per Capita: $176.28
Earmarks: 198
Signature Project: Subway Delay Excuse Generator Upgrade
#5 Florida
$2.89B
Per Capita: $127.82
Earmarks: 178
Signature Project: Manatee Awareness Awareness Program
#6 West Virginia
$2.87B
Per Capita: $1621.40
Earmarks: 167
Signature Project: Robert Byrd Highway to More Robert Byrd Highways
#7 Virginia
$2.34B
Per Capita: $269.47
Earmarks: 145
Signature Project: Virginia is for Lovers Rebranding Committee
#8 Illinois
$1.89B
Per Capita: $150.60
Earmarks: 112
Signature Project: Deep Dish vs Thin Crust Resolution Center
#9 New Jersey
$1.78B
Per Capita: $191.59
Earmarks: 104
Signature Project: Jughandle Turn Optimization Initiative
#10 Pennsylvania
$1.67B
Per Capita: $128.84
Earmarks: 98
Signature Project: Cheesesteak Authenticity Certification Board
#11 Nevada
$1.56B
Per Capita: $488.39
Earmarks: 89
Signature Project: What Happens in Vegas Economic Impact Study
#12 Georgia
$1.45B
Per Capita: $131.47
Earmarks: 87
Signature Project: Peach Emoji Trademark Defense Fund
#13 Ohio
$1.45B
Per Capita: $123.03
Earmarks: 85
Signature Project: Astronaut Per Capita Superiority Research
#14 Michigan
$1.34B
Per Capita: $133.50
Earmarks: 79
Signature Project: Great Lakes Freshwater Superiority Study
#15 North Carolina
$1.29B
Per Capita: $119.05
Earmarks: 76
Signature Project: BBQ Vinegar vs Tomato Peace Accord Facility
#16 Arizona
$1.24B
Per Capita: $168.50
Earmarks: 62
Signature Project: Grand Canyon Gift Shop Expansion Study
#17 Massachusetts
$1.23B
Per Capita: $175.68
Earmarks: 71
Signature Project: Boston Accent Preservation Society
#18 Louisiana
$1.12B
Per Capita: $244.88
Earmarks: 67
Signature Project: Mardi Gras Bead Recycling Initiative
#19 Washington
$1.12B
Per Capita: $143.35
Earmarks: 65
Signature Project: Rain Shadow Appreciation Observatory
#20 Maryland
$987M
Per Capita: $159.70
Earmarks: 58
Signature Project: Old Bay Seasoning Historical Archive
#21 Tennessee
$934M
Per Capita: $131.06
Earmarks: 54
Signature Project: Nashville Bachelorette Party Traffic Study
#22 Alabama
$892M
Per Capita: $175.79
Earmarks: 47
Signature Project: Crimson Tide Victory Parade Infrastructure
#23 Missouri
$834M
Per Capita: $134.60
Earmarks: 48
Signature Project: Gateway Arch Slight Tilt Monitoring System
#24 Colorado
$823M
Per Capita: $140.02
Earmarks: 44
Signature Project: Rocky Mountain High Altitude Research Retreat
#25 Wisconsin
$823M
Per Capita: $139.23
Earmarks: 49
Signature Project: Cheese Curd Squeakiness Standards Lab
#26 South Carolina
$789M
Per Capita: $146.83
Earmarks: 46
Signature Project: Palmetto Bug Rebranding Initiative
#27 Minnesota
$756M
Per Capita: $131.76
Earmarks: 43
Signature Project: Minnesota Nice Interpersonal Relations Institute
#28 Indiana
$723M
Per Capita: $105.36
Earmarks: 41
Signature Project: Indianapolis 500 Pace Car Storage Facility
#29 Oregon
$712M
Per Capita: $168.19
Earmarks: 42
Signature Project: Artisanal Rain Collection Facility
#30 Hawaii
$678M
Per Capita: $472.43
Earmarks: 38
Signature Project: Volcanic Activity Observation Luxury Bunker
#31 Mississippi
$678M
Per Capita: $230.64
Earmarks: 39
Signature Project: Blues Highway Juke Joint Preservation
#32 Oklahoma
$623M
Per Capita: $153.68
Earmarks: 37
Signature Project: Sooner vs Later Procrastination Studies
#33 Kentucky
$612M
Per Capita: $135.21
Earmarks: 36
Signature Project: Bourbon Trail Designated Driver Program
#34 Arkansas
$567M
Per Capita: $186.17
Earmarks: 31
Signature Project: Razorback Crossing Overpass
#35 Utah
$567M
Per Capita: $165.90
Earmarks: 34
Signature Project: Greatest Snow on Earth Trademark Defense
#36 Iowa
$534M
Per Capita: $166.51
Earmarks: 33
Signature Project: Corn Maze Emergency Response Training
#37 New Mexico
$534M
Per Capita: $252.56
Earmarks: 32
Signature Project: Alien Landing Site Tourism Infrastructure
#38 Kansas
$489M
Per Capita: $166.30
Earmarks: 29
Signature Project: Wizard of Oz Yellow Brick Road Restoration
#39 Connecticut
$456M
Per Capita: $126.07
Earmarks: 28
Signature Project: Nutmeg Heritage Trail Renovation
#40 Montana
$456M
Per Capita: $402.54
Earmarks: 27
Signature Project: Big Sky Even Bigger Sky Research Grant
#41 South Dakota
$423M
Per Capita: $460.12
Earmarks: 25
Signature Project: Mount Rushmore Fifth Face Feasibility Study
#42 Idaho
$412M
Per Capita: $209.70
Earmarks: 24
Signature Project: Potato Museum Interactive Experience
#43 Nebraska
$398M
Per Capita: $201.17
Earmarks: 23
Signature Project: Cornhusker Rivalry Preparedness Center
#44 North Dakota
$387M
Per Capita: $493.67
Earmarks: 21
Signature Project: Fargo Accent Documentation Project
#45 Maine
$345M
Per Capita: $247.18
Earmarks: 22
Signature Project: Lobster Roll Quality Assurance Laboratory
#46 New Hampshire
$312M
Per Capita: $222.53
Earmarks: 18
Signature Project: Live Free or Die Motivational Speaker Program
#47 Wyoming
$312M
Per Capita: $534.19
Earmarks: 20
Signature Project: Yellowstone Supervolcano Denial Program
#48 Vermont
$298M
Per Capita: $460.26
Earmarks: 17
Signature Project: Bernie Sanders Mittens Memorial
#49 Delaware
$287M
Per Capita: $278.13
Earmarks: 19
Signature Project: Biden's Childhood Home Walking Tour Infrastructure
#50 Rhode Island
$234M
Per Capita: $213.51
Earmarks: 16
Signature Project: Smallest State Biggest Heart Marketing Campaign

Pork by the Numbers

$58.60B
Total Pork Nationwide
$175.42
Average Pork Per American
21
Bacon Sandwiches Per Person*
3,326
Total Earmarks
50
States Competing for Your Tax Dollars

*Based on an average bacon sandwich cost of $8.50

Disclaimer: These numbers are satirical estimates for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual pork barrel spending is purely coincidental (and probably an underestimate).