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119th Not-Congress — 1st Session of Futility


NOT-CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES

An Exercise in Legislative Endurance

The Filibuster Simulator

Experience the thrill of saying nothing for hours

Warning: May induce existential dread about the legislative process

Time Filibustered

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Hours : Minutes : Seconds

Words Spoken

0

Taxpayer Cost

$0.00

Speaking Speed

SENATE FLOOR TRANSCRIPT AWAITING SPEAKER

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📜 Historic Filibusters

1

Strom Thurmond

1957

24h 18m
2

Alfonse D'Amato

1986

23h 30m
3

Wayne Morse

1953

22h 26m
4

Ted Cruz

2013

21h 19m
5

Robert La Follette Sr.

1908

18h 23m
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💡 Filibuster Facts

"The word 'filibuster' comes from the Dutch 'vrijbuiter' meaning 'pirate' or 'freebooter'"

Cost Breakdown

Congressional Salary: $174,000/yr
Hourly Rate: ~$83.65/hr
Your Session Cost: $0.00

*Does not include staff salaries, building costs, opportunity costs, or existential costs to democracy

NOT-CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES

What is a Filibuster?

A filibuster is a parliamentary procedure where debate is extended to delay or prevent a vote on a proposal. In the U.S. Senate, a filibuster can only be ended by invoking "cloture," which requires 60 votes.

Historically, senators conducting filibusters had to speak continuously. Senator Strom Thurmond holds the record at 24 hours and 18 minutes. Modern filibusters rarely require continuous speaking, leading to what critics call "silent filibusters" that can block legislation without any public effort.

Satire Notice: This simulator is for entertainment purposes only. No actual legislation was harmed in the making of this page. The cost calculations are based on real congressional salaries but do not reflect the true cost of legislative gridlock, which is incalculable.