119th Not-Congress — 1st Session of Futility
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Recognizing the 2,560th birthday of Confucius and his contributions to philosophy and social thought. Congress does not typically send birthday wishes to people who died in 479 BC, but here we are.
Officially designated March 14 (3/14, get it?) as National Pi Day, supporting math and science education. The most irrational holiday Congress ever created. Literally.
Designated September as National Bourbon Heritage Month. The Senate unanimously agreed that America's native spirit deserved its own month. Cheers to bipartisanship.