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Protecting Puppies from Sharia Act

A Bill to Solve a Problem That Doesn't Exist

Legislative Progress Introduced Feb 20, 2026

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After posting on X that he'd choose dogs over Muslims, Rep. Randy Fine doubled down by drafting a bill to protect Americans' right to own dogs from a threat that doesn't exist. The bill would strip federal funds from any government that bans dog ownership—something no state, county, city, or township in the United States has ever done. It's a legislative solution to a social media controversy, dressed up as animal welfare.

Why It Matters

It doesn't—at least not as policy. No U.S. jurisdiction prohibits dog ownership, making the bill's operative provision a solution without a problem. The Animal Welfare Act (1966), state anti-cruelty statutes in all 50 states, and breed-specific local ordinances already form a comprehensive framework for animal protection in America. The bill's real function is political messaging: it reframes a controversy about anti-Muslim rhetoric as a debate about dog rights, and it gives the newly formed 'Sharia-Free America Caucus' a legislative vehicle to rally around. As governance, it's a press release with a bill number.

Sponsor

Randy Fine [R-FL-6] R

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Introduced

Feb 20, 2026

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Primary Sponsor Randy Fine [R-FL-6]

Republican

Cosponsors (4 total)

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$158,316

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Related Bills 3

H.R. 5512

No Shari'a Act

H.R. 5722

Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act

S. 3009

Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act

What This Bill Actually Does

The Protecting Puppies from Sharia Act does two things:

Operative provision: Blocks federal funds from flowing to any state or local government that prohibits residents from owning dogs.
Nonbinding provision: A “sense of Congress” declaring that “Sharia law is a foreign concept that is against the pursuit of happiness” and that “it is a right of all Americans to own a dog.”

That’s it. The entire bill.

The Problem It Solves

None. There is no state, county, city, township, borough, parish, or unincorporated territory in the United States that bans dog ownership. Some localities have breed-specific legislation (pit bull restrictions, for example), but no jurisdiction prohibits owning dogs outright.

The bill’s operative provision—cutting federal funds to governments that ban dogs—is a remedy for a situation that has never existed in American history.

Existing Legal Protections for Animals

The United States already has an extensive legal framework for animal welfare:

Animal Welfare Act (1966): The primary federal animal protection law, covering housing, handling, sanitation, veterinary care, and transportation standards.
State anti-cruelty statutes: All 50 states have felony-level animal cruelty laws on the books.
PAWS Act: Federal grants providing emergency shelter for domestic violence survivors with pets.
Local ordinances: Thousands of municipal and county ordinances governing pet ownership, licensing, leash laws, and breed restrictions.

None of these laws are under threat from Sharia law or any other legal framework.

The Real Context

The bill traces directly to a social media controversy. On February 15, 2026, Rep. Fine posted on X: “If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one.” He was responding to activist Nerdeen Kiswani’s comments about dog owners not cleaning up after their pets on New York City streets.

The post generated immediate backlash:

CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) demanded Fine’s resignation, describing him as “a modern Klansman and Nazi all wrapped into one, only his targets are Muslims and Palestinians.”
Gov. Gavin Newsom told Fine to “Resign now, you racist slob.”
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries called Fine “a disgrace to the United States Congress” and “an Islamophobic, disgusting bigot.” Democrats began discussing a forced vote to censure Fine and strip his committee assignments.
Kiswani responded on X, calling Fine’s statement “genocidal”: “No one is forcing you to choose. He’s just like the millions of other racists hounding me this past week, looking for a reason to be Islamophobic.”
Megyn Kelly ripped Fine for going “full bigot” — notable given Kelly’s conservative platform.

Worth noting: Kiswani’s original post about dogs was, by her own account to NBC News, satirical — aimed at New York dog owners not picking up after their pets. The full post read: “Finally, NYC is coming to Islam. Dogs definitely have a place in society, just not as indoor pets.”

Fine’s response was to double down. He accused CAIR of wanting America to be “sharia-compliant” and claimed they oppose dog ownership. He then drafted this bill, with the backing of the Sharia-Free America Caucus—a congressional caucus he co-founded with Reps. Chip Roy, Eric Burlison, Keith Self, and Mark Harris.

The bill is a legislative instrument of damage control: it reframes a controversy about anti-Muslim rhetoric as a fight to protect dogs.

The Cosponsors

All four cosponsors are members of the Sharia-Free America Caucus:

Rep. Brandon Gill (R-TX)
Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX)
Rep. Mary Miller (R-IL)
Rep. Keith Self (R-TX)

No Democratic cosponsors.

Fine has introduced two other anti-Sharia bills in the 119th Congress:

H.R. 5512 — No Shari’a Act: Bars U.S. courts from enforcing judgments based on Sharia law.
H.R. 5722 — Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act: Denies immigration benefits to anyone who “adheres to Sharia law.”

The Supremacy Clause of the Constitution (Article VI) already establishes that the Constitution is the supreme law of the land, making foreign legal systems unenforceable in U.S. courts without this legislation.

Source: This bill has been announced but not yet formally filed with the 119th Congress. Details are based on reporting from The Hill, The Floridian, and Florida Politics.

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To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;

To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;

To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;

To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

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To provide and maintain a Navy;

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To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;

To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

Section 9 — Limits on Congress

The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

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No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

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Section 10 — Limits on States

No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

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Section 1 — The President

The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows:

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

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The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be encreased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them.

Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:—"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

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The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.

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Section 4 — Impeachment

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

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Section 1 — Federal Courts

The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.

Section 2 — Jurisdiction

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;—to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;—to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;—to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;—to Controversies between two or more States;—between a State and Citizens of another State;—between Citizens of different States;—between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.

In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.

The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.

Section 3 — Treason

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

Article IV — The States

Section 1 — Full Faith and Credit

Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.

Section 2 — Privileges and Immunities

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.

A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.

No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due.

Section 3 — New States and Federal Property

New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.

Section 4 — Guarantee to States

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

Article V — Amendment Process

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.

Article VI — Supremacy Clause

All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.

This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Article VII — Ratification

The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same.

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