⚠ Under Construction — Our build pipeline has fewer delays than the legislative process. ⚠
119th Not-Congress — 1st Session of Futility
Session adjourned? Never.
Citizen Submission
Your voice matters here — unlike in actual Congress
Write the bill in the most bureaucratic, overly-formal language you can muster. Bonus points for unnecessary subsections.
Your bill will be reviewed by our committee, which meets every other leap year.
You think we actually work around here?
Congress averages 147 days in session per year. Our submission inbox averages 0. Check back when we get around to it — so, never.